myredbook fantasies

I hear little voices in my little head. They tell me strange tales of conquests. I shall channel them to you throught the blogger api.

Friday, March 11, 2005

craigslist johns are idiots!

Every time I post on CL, the same exact thing happens,despite the fact that I include any and all information on the service I provide, as in location, donation, age, full description, phone number, times, availability, etc.

1. I get a call requesting a different service that was not mention in my ad. ( Call someone who offers that!!! )

2. They call me, but can't remember what they are calling for!
( which service ) Take notes if you're calling tons of girls!

3. They can't follow the simple instructions on my voice-mail.
I've gotten everything from pagers, voicemail and fax machines!

4. They ask me questions that were already answered in my post!
( Location, donation, description, availability) Can u read?

5. They E-mail me, even when it says NO-E-mail!

6. When sending a pic they actually tell me it's not me!
( Why on earth would I send somebody else's pic? )

7. They have no concept of time and are always late!
( Do you really expect a good time, when you waste ours? )

8. They don't cancel when changing their mind, which is rude!
( Would you cancel your MD's apt? Then apply the same to us!)

9. They have no qualms about booking us and not showing up!
( Bad karma! What goes around, comes around! )

10. Next to stupid, they are cheap, weird and very perverted!
( My weirdest ( bad ) experiences have been CL Johns! )

Get a clue! If the information is in the post, don't ask the same questions again! Learn how to read and take notes! Don't answer posts and then ask for a different service then what is offered. Call someone who provides what you want! If you change your mind, pick up the phone & cancel please! If you hate women, take it out on the one who fucked you over, not us! When you book an apt. show up on time and be clean!

FYI, The headline will generally tell you the service, age and location of the provider. The post it self will generally give you a description of the person you can hire. Most include rates.

If you still haven't figured it out...$ = 100, $$ =200,$-$ =$150!
FS = Full service GFE = Girlfriend experience.

Live and learn!!!