myredbook fantasies

I hear little voices in my little head. They tell me strange tales of conquests. I shall channel them to you throught the blogger api.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

RE: take a break

FEMALE:
Take a deep breath and relax. Go for a jog or fast walk and get some endorphins flowing. Get a massage or a long soak in the bathtub with some candles. Time to refocus on things that matter.

Life is too short. Keep your head above the water and avoid escalating negativity by communicating with these people. Ignore them. You can interact with only a limited amount of people in your life, choose positively, choose wisely.

MALE:
Go to http://classifieds.myredbook.com
Use one of the convenient shortcuts on the home page to narrow your selection.
Make a list of the top 10 that you would like to see.
Be sure to check their reviews at http://www.myredbook.com/showpro.aspx
Start calling your list until you can make an appointment.
Go get pampered.
If your smile is not big enough or your mind still drifts to the negativity, repeat from step one.

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