The Many Categories of PL
[PL = Pathetic Loser]
Not mutually exclusive...
The Romantic PL - Remembers a stripper's birthday and shows up with a box of chocolates. "Let me take you away from all this" (not realizing she's in her element at the club).
The Frugal PL - Will go out of his way to save $5 on parking, only to spend $700 once inside the club. Will try to talk a dancer down on her prices.
The High Roller PL - Goes into a club to get his ego stroked (as opposed to other things). Is not there to buy "extras", but would rather be seen throwing money over a dancer's head.
The Perv PL - Asks a dancer to pee into his champagne glass for a cool C Note. Gets his fetish stroked inside the club, which includes talking dirty to the dancers.
The Boyfriend PL - She told me I was more than "just a customer". I paid for her boob job because it would help her make more money.
The Catfight PL - "By the way, dancer Jade told me you have a black boyfriend who cheats on you ..."
The Regular PL - "How did all these people get in my club?" "I need to write a trip report about tonight..."
The Shill PL - "You won't believe it, but many of you will find that your ATF Skylar Hayes came back tonight"; "The club's prices are quite reasonable, everything considered..."
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Not mutually exclusive...
The Romantic PL - Remembers a stripper's birthday and shows up with a box of chocolates. "Let me take you away from all this" (not realizing she's in her element at the club).
The Frugal PL - Will go out of his way to save $5 on parking, only to spend $700 once inside the club. Will try to talk a dancer down on her prices.
The High Roller PL - Goes into a club to get his ego stroked (as opposed to other things). Is not there to buy "extras", but would rather be seen throwing money over a dancer's head.
The Perv PL - Asks a dancer to pee into his champagne glass for a cool C Note. Gets his fetish stroked inside the club, which includes talking dirty to the dancers.
The Boyfriend PL - She told me I was more than "just a customer". I paid for her boob job because it would help her make more money.
The Catfight PL - "By the way, dancer Jade told me you have a black boyfriend who cheats on you ..."
The Regular PL - "How did all these people get in my club?" "I need to write a trip report about tonight..."
The Shill PL - "You won't believe it, but many of you will find that your ATF Skylar Hayes came back tonight"; "The club's prices are quite reasonable, everything considered..."
http://forum.myredbook.com/dcforum2/DCForumID11/17926.html
posted by myredbook @ 7:25 AM
